“Look into my eyes. You are drifting away, your eyelids are dropping, you are now invisible to the world.”
“No Tabby that is not working.”
“That is because you are not concentrating Mrs. Human. You have to think like a feline not a human.”
“But I am a human.”
“You see Mrs. Human, you are not in the right sphere for releasing yourself from the worldly stress.”
“And you are?”
“Of course Mrs. Human, our intellect is on a higher level as the human one. It is one of the reasons why a human now and again has insomnia. Have you ever seen a feline with insomnia?”
“No, not really Tabby, you have quite a long healthy sleep, at least 16 hours a day.”
“But are you sure I am sleeping?”
“You have your eyes closed.”
“But perhaps I am not here, in another place, in a different dimension. I am floating.”
“You don’t look like you are floating. You are laying on a cushion.”
“That is because humans only believe what they see.”
“And felines do not.”
“We can be in two places at the same time. I might be sleeping, but perhaps I am chasing mice or flying with the birds, or even eating tuna fish in the kitchen.”
“How do I know that Tabby.”
“You don’t have to know everything. That is all part of the feline invisibility method. I would advise always to have tuna fish ready in my bowl, for the case that I might want to eat some whilst I am sleeping.”
“Good one Tabby, but I can only offer vitamin pellets.”