“Look into my eyes. You are drifting away, your eyelids are dropping, you are now invisible to the world.”
“No Tabby that is not working.”
“That is because you are not concentrating Mrs. Human. You have to think like a feline not a human.”
“But I am a human.”
“You see Mrs. Human, you are not in the right sphere for releasing yourself from the worldly stress.”
“And you are?”
“Of course Mrs. Human, our intellect is on a higher level as the human one. It is one of the reasons why a human now and again has insomnia. Have you ever seen a feline with insomnia?”
“No, not really Tabby, you have quite a long healthy sleep, at least 16 hours a day.”
“But are you sure I am sleeping?”
“You have your eyes closed.”
“But perhaps I am not here, in another place, in a different dimension. I am floating.”
“You don’t look like you are floating. You are laying on a cushion.”
“That is because humans only believe what they see.”
“And felines do not.”
“We can be in two places at the same time. I might be sleeping, but perhaps I am chasing mice or flying with the birds, or even eating tuna fish in the kitchen.”
“How do I know that Tabby.”
“You don’t have to know everything. That is all part of the feline invisibility method. I would advise always to have tuna fish ready in my bowl, for the case that I might want to eat some whilst I am sleeping.”
“Good one Tabby, but I can only offer vitamin pellets.”
I’ve long suspected felines of bilocating. Yr Pal, Martha
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They do it all the time
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I thought so.
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I am sure if I kept staring into those eyes, I would float too! GREAT eyes!
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I was laying on the bed and she got curious. I grabbed my phone and managed a closeup before she looked in the other direction.
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I believe you float away in your dreams and have lots of great adventures that’s why you sleep so long it must be a great experience. x😸🐾🐾🐾🐾
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I am not really here but back in the old country protecting the corn chambers from the mice, quite a tasty job
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Always working the angle, Tabby. One day Mrs Human will get it…..
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I am always four paws ahead
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Noticing the “M” like symbol on your forehead, Tabby – infact I believe your 2-legged slave (as you call us) had mentioned it before in a post…. Noticed our maine coone mix, Meekah, has a similar mark on her forehead (and similar coloring).
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