“Tabby is that a new sleeping place?”
“Why, does it bother you Mrs. Human?”
“You have so many soft comfortable cushions I was wondering why you are laying on the hard stone floor”.
“Mrs. Human do not trouble your human head about the reasons why I choose my resting place.”
“But it must be uncomfortable.”
“I am very comfortable, otherwise I would not lay here.”
“But isn’t it draughty in front of the window.”
“No, it is not draughty, the window is closed.”
“I am sure you would be more comfortable on a nice soft chair.”
“Mrs. Human is this the third degree?”
“But Tabby you cannot be comfortable.”
“First of all, I am very comfortable.The floor is heated and my body likes to have a warm place to relax. The sun is shining outside, and the waves of warmth are engulfing my body in a pleasant way. I can spread out my luxury body with enough room to accommodate my four paws and tail and I am protected on all sides to prevent my enemies wanting to claim this area as their territory. In other words I am perfectly happy and contented to lay here where I am There is only one little problem I have.”
“Tell me Tabby. Perhaps I can help you.”
“Yes you can Mrs. Human. You could stop asking stupid questions and just let me enjoy a relaxing sleep in the sun on a nice warm floor on my own.”
The Cat Chronicles 
Sunny window and the mysteries of the cat. Baffling to us lesser congregants!
LikeLiked by 1 person
No matter how narrow the sunny stripe is, they will find it
LikeLiked by 2 people
Special sensors, I believe.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hi Tabby, Polar Bear Yeti T. Dog here. I like sleeping on the tiles by our front door. They are often the perfect temperature. My human wants to know if those big leaves are a thing called “amarylis” because she has one and it’s growing. Yr pal, Polar Bear Yeti T. Dog dba Blue-eyed Wonderdog
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yes we have four amaryllis all growing leaves, like a jungle here. Mrs. Human has decided to keep them growing for next year and new flowers. She should pay more attentionj to me and my tuna fish ration. I can eat fish, but not flowers. The best tiles are in Summer outside in the evening when they cool down.
LikeLiked by 1 person
We haven’t had tuna fish in a long time. I’d almost forgotten about it. Yrs, PBYT.D
LikeLiked by 1 person
I might try the heated floor myself if I were him!
LikeLiked by 1 person
It’s all heated floors here. We had to remove the bathroom carpet because it was in the way of my walker. Now we have put it back, Tabby complained, it was her favourite warm spot.
LikeLike
Tabby just like where you want to it can be annoying when the humans think they know best where you should lie. Guess they just care about you. x😻🐾🐾
LikeLiked by 1 person
Problem being, they often overdo it
LikeLiked by 1 person
Humans will never understand cats and cats will never understand humans.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Tabby says it’s not necessary to understand humans, a waste of valuable feline time
LikeLiked by 1 person
Does Tabby realize he may learn something from us humans.
LikeLiked by 1 person
She is convinced humans should learn from the felines
LikeLike