Daily Feline Prompt: Undulating Feline


“Mrs. Human, I think I would like curly whiskers. Straight is not longer so attractive, I was thinking of waves undulating in a horizontal direction.”

“No, Tabby, that would not suit you. I prefer you as you are.”

“Prefer does not exist in meow Mrs. Human.”

“I have no idea how to make wavy whiskers Tabby. You would have to pay a visit to the vet. He might have instruments to make wavy whiskers.”

“In that case I would rather keep them as they are. The vet does not like me and I do not trust him.”

“Stay as you are Tabby. You undulate enough as it is.+

“You mean my wonderful curved body of course that can unduluate in all directions”

“Tabby, have you discovered a new word?”

“It is my daily feline prompt word. I must maintain the good work to keep my faithful followers happy. The humans that follow me now realised the gift of having a feline at home. I receive pawmails continuously from other felines thanking me to shed the light on the importance of being feline and being grateful for the fact that their humans now put the feline first.”

“Yes I am sure Tabby.”

“You do not sound so convinced.”

“Of course I am Tabby, and now undulate to a sleeping cushion, I have work to do.”

“Of course Mrs. Human, fill my food bowl with treats and empty my recycling tray.”

“Not exactly I was thinking of ironing the laundry.”

“But I do not need any ironed laundry. I am quite happy with my fur as it is.”

“I was talking about my needs Tabby.”

“You have needs?”

“Yes, you are not the only person here.”

“In the words of the great Whiskers Jules Verne Paws, “Felines are spirits come to earth. A feline can walk on a cloud without coming through” and this can only be performed with undulating movements.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Undulating Feline