I almost caught a mouse, it was faster than me
I nearly caught a bird, but it flew up a tree
I amost lost a life, but I still have 5 to spare
Four are aleady gone, but I do not care
I ‘m not quickest feline, the neighbour’s cat is faster
He chased me up the path, it was almost a disaster
I will not be second best, and always am the first
At sleeping I am perfect, if you wake me up you’re cursed
I almost slept 20 hours, but heard the sound of a dish
I woke up in a second to get my tuna fish
Of one thing I am sure, I must always get my rest
And then I am no longer almost, but am the perfect best.
Thanks for reminding my human of fish
Left in the pantry, yesterday in a dish
You’ll always be first in my canine heart
But I know if we met, I’d give you a start.
I’m big, black and barky, it is how I am
It’s best we keep writing or we’ll be in a jam.
Yours forever and ever, Dusty T. Dog
Hi Tabby, Martha here. The thing is, I ran out of dog food and had to supplement Bear’s kibble with tuna yesterday morning. Just so you know. Yr pal, Martha
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Meow Dusty
Did you see that, your human forgot
to supply you with food, oh, what a bad lot
But where there is tuna, there is always a way
so tell me your problems, and we will have our say
I am Tabby and delicate, but am the chief of this joint
I say it loud in telepathy, and always make my point
Tabby T. Cat
Meow Martha, I hope you have profusely and in detail apologised to Dusty – on your knees of course. and tuna supplement is second best, Dusty deserves pure tuna. Even dogs have their canine rights.
Tabby T. Cat
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I’ve read through a few of your more recent posts and they definitely make me laugh. I like the style of your cat blog very much ❤
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Thanks for looking in and reading Tabby’s works of literature, she is pleased. Actually Tabby writes it from her point of view of the world, I just have to write it due to the lack of opposable thumbs. I am now following your blog. Perhaps I can show her that she is not the only feline in the world.
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Ha! Tabby, I think you saved your best poetry for the end of the year. I love this.
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Meow, just another of one of my many talents.
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Perfect just IS. You simply cannot be better than that. Happy New Year, Tabby!
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And a meowy year to you with lots of kibble – feline greeting
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Tabby you are a poet.
and I bet you know it!
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I love this poem Tabby. You should write more poems. You apparently don’t win the debate with your owner. I have a cat named, Daisy, Tabby. She has the same color on her back that you do, but her stomach is white and she has orange markings in some spots too.
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I am the owner, Mrs. Human is my slave, but sometimes she gets her own ideas which i must control. We were four in the litter and each one of us had a different colour. It seems that mum couldn’t make up her mind that memorable evening on the rooftop
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Tabby, I have a bumper sticker for you (and for my cat Lucy, who abhors wheeled vehicles). Will Wake for Tuna. Happy New Year to you and your family, feline and otherwise.
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Sounds good. I had a very original sticker „Tabby First“, but a human stole the idea. Wishing the cat that owns you also a meowy new year
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