It wasn’t me, it was the feline next door. I get the blame for everything. Just look at me, butter wouldn’t melt in my mouth. I am so sweet and innocent and never do anything wrong. It wasn’t me that spread my recycling litter over the floor it was the fault of buying the wrong litter. Mrs. Human says that the new litter smells better. What could smell better than me, an insult to my perfection.
Always give the harmless innocent feline the blame for everything. Just because I have paws with claws it does not mean that I made holes in the sheets on the bed. It was circumstantial evidence. If the sheets were normal cotton nothing would have happened, but they were that stretchy stuff. I even had problems getting my claws out of the sheets. They got trapped and I had to pull to release them. Ok, perhaps the fabrik got damaged, but I did not do it on purpose, it just happened. Sorry about it. No, why should I be sorry does not exist in meow. We felines do everything with a purpose. Mrs. Human bought the wrong sheets.
And we felines have no need for confession. We are perfect and never do anything wrong. Why worry, if it really gets bad, we can always blame it on the dog. We don’t have a dog, ok, then blame it on the human, the next best thing.
The Cat Chronicles 
Dear Tabby, People always blame the canine, but since we don’t have claws, you can’t foist that one on us. Nor can you blame us for the cat litter — well, Mindy, maybe. She could have been looking for ordurevs. Yours forever and ever, Dusty T. Dog
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Meow Dusty
But what about the stuff you bury. It must be a real graveyard at your place with all those bones. We felines never bury, we just cover it all up. The problem is covering material is sometimes scarce espescially outside in Winter. That is when the problems occur indoors when Mrs. Human says I should be more careful and not spread it around too much.
Tabby T. Cat
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We always blame the dogs. Because they don’t really care, you see. And besides, it’s probably their fault, somehow đŸ™‚
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Tabby is always innocent of course. It is the humans that make the mistakes and they are complicated according to Tabby.
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Haha xD
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