Write 500 words on any topic you like. Now remove 250 of them without changing the essence of your post.
Mr. Human gets excited over the smallest things. This morning I awoke, and was ready to go, so I did, but Mr. Human threw a fit. We do like to have a good loud and clear meow in the morning, to attract human attention.
I decided to take a climb to the point in the surroundings, the wardrobe. A few years ago it seems through unforeseen circumstances I lost my sight.
I am still trying to find out what that means. I havn’t noticed a big difference really. Mrs. Human even lets me out in the garden, attached to a lead in case I get lost. Me get lost, forget it. Ok I have been for a long stroll now and again, when the humans are not looking, they call it a great escape. That is when Mr. and Mrs. Human get all sort of worked up and have visions of me disappearing.
So, to continue: this morning I decided to mount the cupboard. It was very easy. A hop on a chair, then up to a table and from there over the television in the corner with a spring to the first cupboard. Then there was only one cupboard left, which I managed with ease. I arrived, the feline King of the Cupboard.
I meowed. Mr. Human came running, and I was soon back on the basic territory. He muttered something about it being dangerous for blind cats climbing up on high places.
Blind: please explain what is that?